Imaginary Numbers
So you’re officially not a Geek then? i, in Maths and Physics stands for imaginary numbers. Unless you read Maths or Physics at University, (or sat the Irish Leaving Certificate Higher Maths), if...
View ArticleLaughter is the best medicine; Some headache jokes I have found!
A few days after finishing His creations, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.” Adam was a bit …...
View ArticleApology Letters To Spouse
Hi Sweetheart, I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I...
View ArticleWeekly Photo Challenge; Surprise
Normally in the UK whatever the weather, it nearly always causes problems with rail transport. In summer when it gets too hot the points stick, in autumn heavy rain floods the line. Later in autumn...
View ArticleShaggy Dog Stories
Until today I have never heard of the term ‘Shaggy Dog Story’ I had a great uncle who used to tell a few, but I can never repeat them as well as he could, and I had no idea they … Continue reading →
View ArticleShaggy Bird Story
This is a variation on my Uncle James’ story about a little bird, which I have rarely retold because I’m not very good at these things. Recently I discovered that these kinds of stories are called...
View ArticleA dyslexic walks into a bank…“Air in the hands mother stickers this is a...
I’ve known that I was dyslexic from before I started school. My dad is dyslexic, he struggles with reading and spelling, he had a really hard time in school, he was always afraid of exams. Lots of my...
View ArticleGrannymar’s Sunday One-Liners (Wk 3)
As a slight variation on Grannymar’s Sunday One-liners; here is one of my Sunday George W Bush Favourites “I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things....
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Another of my favourite George W one liners for Grannymar’s Sunday One-liners; “You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.” Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
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This week for my contribution to Grannymar’s Sunday One Liners I thought I’d leave poor old George W alone and provide a quote from one of my favourite authors “There are only two tragedies in life:...
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Here is my contribution to Grannymar’s Sunday One Liners Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon. This quote is often attributed to the Dali Lama, but is actually from ‘Life’s Little...
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Here is my contribution to this week’s Grannymar’s Sunday One Liners “Experience is not what happens to you; it’s what you do with what happens to you” Aldous Huxley Experience is not what happens to...
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I found this contribution to Grannymar’s Sunday One Liners in a book at work & had to buy it! Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all it’s pupils Hector Berlioz
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“We can not solve our problems with the same thinking that created them” Albert Einstein
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I got these in an email today from my dad. They made me giggle so much I have to share them! Have a giggly day
View Article25 Days for Daloni – September 1st
My friends Sister Daloni has been going through treatment for Cancer of the womb over the last few months, and she is now just about to start a round of radiotherapy. The treatment seems to be working,...
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